Official Never Ending Story Thread

basketballer · Guest

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Once upon a time there was a kid named Johnny. Little Johnny..

Guest · Posted Sun Sep 21, 2008

never really liked going to school. So on this day he lied to his mom and said he was sick to stay home and...

Rob21 · Guest

played video games on his new xbox 360 for a few hours until he heard the door bell...

DarthVader · Guest

To his surprise it was his ex girlfriend who also happend to live next door. She was in heat, and he had a bonor, so she started too...

Guest · Posted Mon Sep 22, 2008

blush because she saw his thing down there getting hard so she asked if she can come in since she was lockekd out of her house...

Taniel · Member Joined: 27 Aug 2008 Posts: 135

and then they fudge 3 times, which ended with both dying.

myleftfoot · Supreme Member Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 1124

But then they both came back as ghosts and b* slapped Taniel for trying to end the story like that.

Skitzawho · Supreme Member Joined: 14 Jul 2008 Posts: 510

Then Skitz Pointed and laughed Then out Of nowhere batman Arrived at the scene....

DUN DUN DUN

Real Talk · Supreme Member Joined: 01 Aug 2008 Posts: 324

then Batman pissed on everyone's grave and flew into his bat cave even though he can't fly because the physics underlying the basis of his suit do not allow him to become aerodynamic enough for flight hence creating a suspenseful problem as soon as he meets with his foes on top of rooftops and duels it out with them........................................... Then he started acting all crazy and shit and screaming at everyone "YOU DIE NOW!" and other vulgar language that led into the extremities of his new persona, Batman The Cursing Chiroptera.

Skitzawho · Supreme Member Joined: 14 Jul 2008 Posts: 510

Then the El ChupaCabra Came Out the bushes And Started Attacking All The Original 8 From A.T The El CupaCabra Attacked Tom First And The Other 7 arrived too late and Near Tom's body Was the Name Sofiah Written in his Blood .... Now it was clear to them that The El Chupacabra was Sofiah and Its prey was The Original 8 AT Members... later that night Nok was Walkin down the street When....

O'rlyisagirl · Guest

original 8 from a.t?
is that a gang like a.p? orly?
im not sure what a nok is but ill contribute to the story

nok was walking down the street when hilary and obama were having sexual intercourse at a local shop..

Real Talk · Supreme Member Joined: 01 Aug 2008 Posts: 324

Nok is I. I is Nok.

Then Hillary gave birth to a child. The child was Rev. Al Sharpton.

Sula · Guest

Al Sharpton grew up and developed the Elektra complex (by falling in love with his mother, Hillary). Hillary....

O'rlyisagirl · Guest

later gave birth to her sons son, a penguin named mumba who developed..

myleftfoot · Supreme Member Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 1124

a nasty case of genital herpes due to his penguin girlfriend's loose ways. He went to her house to let her know what a nasty penguin whore he thought she was when all of a sudden.........

IMLAZY818 · Supreme Member Joined: 01 Sep 2008 Posts: 561

the acts of tribulation against humanity caused the penguin whore to be sustained into lifes manacles and therefore died of penguin whore-ness disease, and so the guy went to her funeral, and met a chick there and they had sex, and then..

myleftfoot · Supreme Member Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 1124

Sula · Guest

(also an aside: i love watching this thread with a psychodynamic lens -- people become so transparent) Smile

i think he meant a girl lol

IMLAZY818 · Supreme Member Joined: 01 Sep 2008 Posts: 561

lmao no i meant with a chicken

O'rlyisagirl · Guest

they saved all the penguins and polar bears from global warming by