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Posted Sat Jun 21, 2008
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The Are You an Armenian Test

1. You have at least one Persian rug or crocheted tablecloth.
2. You frequently use expressions like "oaf, eeh, and eyaah."
3. You talk with your hands when you're on the phone.
4. You have at least one inlaid tavli board in your closet.
5. You have philo dough, string cheese or See's candy in your freezer.
6. You think Fresno is the capital of California.
7. You get five o'clock shadow at two-thirty. (men)
8. You serve hummus and tabbouleh with your taco chips.
9. You don't buy anything unless you can get it for at least 50%off.
10. You have at least one fruit tree and a patch of cilantro growing in your back yard.
11. You save string and toothpicks from restaurants.
12. You think a "chinook" is a shelf to display your teapots.
13. You have a crock of clarified butter under your sink.
14. You have a picture of Mt. Ararat hanging in your garage.
15. You have a jar of tuttu in your refrigerator or a box of Uncle Ben's converted rice in your pantry.
16. You think the Star Trek Kardasians are an ancient Armeniantribe.
17. You shovel food on other people's plates when they aren'tlooking
18. You think pilaf is one of the four food groups.


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Posted Sat Jun 21, 2008
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wait. frenso isn't the capital of armenia? Laughing


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Posted Sat Jun 21, 2008
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What?!


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Posted Tue Jul 08, 2008
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haha a lot of that is true..


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Posted Fri Jul 11, 2008
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1. You have at least one Persian rug or crocheted tablecloth.


lol. we have one in the living room and one small one in the kitchen.

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9. You don't buy anything unless you can get it for at least 50%off.


its not a bad thing, my mom tries to bargain at every chance she gets (especially when traveling to mexico and trying to buy those statues they sell on the side of the road)

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10. You have at least one fruit tree and a patch of cilantro growing in your back yard.


no cilantro but we have had this one orange tree for years Very Happy
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