Poems that make you laugh.

Darth-Vader · Guest

Oh lady full of cherry
how often is it that I carry
a thought filled with baking cherries
I could, I should, oh, Ive often wondered
who would, but now since my oven
is ready, how about I bake your cherry? Twisted Evil

Darth-Vader · Guest

Had a typo...

Oh lady full of cherry
how often is it that I carry
a thought filled with baking cherries
I could, I should, oh, Ive often wondered
who would, but now since your oven
is ready, how about I bake your cherry?

hkd1 · Member Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 61

Oh lady full of cherry
how often is it that I carry
a thought filled with baking cherries
I could, I should, oh, Ive often wondered
who would, but now since their oven
is ready, how about I bake their cherry?

Darth-Vader · Guest

*Performs choke hold on HKD1*
I liked it better the second time
*releases choke hold on HKD1*

hkd1 · Member Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 61

HAHAHAHAH now I laugh Laughing

Guest · Posted Tue Jul 08, 2008

Darth-Vader · Guest

^ You forgot to post your user name
now you look extremely lame.

Was that better?

eyOjuiCy · Supreme Member Joined: 02 Jun 2008 Posts: 1406

There once was a ruler Hussein
Who gave the Iraqi's a pain
He threw them in jail
He censored their mail
All for his personal gain

The ruler of all Sadaam
Thought of making a nuclear bomb
So he worked night and day
And never did play
Till he held it right there in his palm

Back in the old U.S.A.
They cried out this was foul play
So we loaded ours jets
And put on our sweats
To give ole Sadaam a bad day

We bombed all the cities he had
We told him he was very bad
We looked for the W.M.D.
We made all the citizens flee
And at the end of the day we were sad

Because Hussein was pulling our leg
There wasn't a huge powder keg
The soldiers all died
Our citizens cried
And Bush laid a big hollow egg

LMFAO. dis made me laugh alot. its prolly cuz its all true nd sad at the same time =/
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Constantine · Guest

Istanbul was Constantinople;
now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

So, take me back to Constantinople.
No you can't go back to Constantinople.
Been a long time gone, Constantinople.

Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks!

DarthVader · Guest

Good one.

Guest · Posted Tue Aug 12, 2008

Dwayne Mitchell · Guest

one time i farted in a chinese girls face and the smell went down her throat and she tasted it for 30 minutes till it went away Embarassed

BoNeS · Guest

^^^lol I didn't know there were Laker players on AP

ManOnToilet · Guest

As I sit here broken hearted, I came to shit, but only farted.

qutiiiee3 · Supreme Member Joined: 22 Aug 2008 Posts: 325

MzZz_Erevan323 · Posted Tue Sep 02, 2008

I hear it at night when I turn out the light it is the creature whose under my bed.
He won't go away he is determined to stay but I wish he would beat it instead.

I told him to go, but he shook his head no.
He is worst than an unwelcome guest I gave him a nudge but he still wouldn't budge.
It was hard to get rid of the [est.

So I fired one hundred round cannon balls plundered by pirate ships sailing the seas.
But he caught them barehanded and quickly grandstanded by juggling them as nice as you please.

That creature was slick
He was clever and quick.
This called for drastic maneuver.
So I lifted my spread and charged under my bed with the roar of my mothers new Hoover.

But he snorted his nose and sucked in the long hose , the canister, cord, and the plug, and vacuumed the dust till I thought he would bust. And blew it all over the rug.
Now this made me sore so I cried This is war! and sent a contingent of fleas, an army of ants dressed in camouflage pants followed closely by big killer bees.
He welcomed them with a sly grin and ate them with crackers and cheese.

I screamed that's enough it is time to get tough .
You asked for it, Creature I said. As I picked up and threw with aim sure and true, my gym sneaker under the bed.

With each whiff of the sneaker the creature grew weaker. He staggered out gasping for air. He coughed, and sneezed, and collapsed with a wheeze and accused me of not playing fair.
Then holding his nose with his twelve hairy toes the creature curled up in a ball, rolled' cross the floor smashing right through the door. I was rid of him once and for all.

The very next night as I turned out my light and was ready to lay down my head. I heard my kid brother shout out to my mother, Hey Ma there is something under my bed.

Smile

walrus · Guest

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck then felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...

And then he stuffed the turkey!

walrus · Guest

I know I haven't known you for a very long time, and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon. But I need it very badly...I haven't had it for a very long time. I can already feel it going in good and hard and becoming nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know! I'm sure you can satisy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am VERY desperate and I need your help. You must think by now I have a lot of nerve, but I can feel my tounge wrapping around it and sucking out all the juice until it's very soft and pliant. It has been on my mind all morning and I'm not going to beat around the bush anymore...do you have a piece of gum?

walrus · Guest

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread

Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a COW

DarkSith · Guest

Walrus youre pretty good at this..