You know you are from glendale If... LMAO

thug by nature · Posted: 03/10/07

1. You've memorized all of the stores in the Galleria.

2. No matter what race you are, you know at least 3 words in Armenian.

3. Of those three words at least one of them is either Ara, or Kunem.

4. You know that Glendale Police are bigger dicks than LAPD but not as bad as Burbank.

5. You remember what was there before they built the marketplace.

6. You know where the "frogs" are.

7. You have a different ethnic food for breakfast lunch and dinner.

8. You remember when they first opened the In and Out on Harvey, and remember waiting in line for an hour on any given day for your order.

9. When you went away to college, it took you a while to get used to seeing Honda's, Toyotas, and Chevy's instead of Mercedes Benz's and BMW's.

10. You know that in every park at least half of the benches are occupied by old Armenian men playing chess or cards.

11. You've managed to freeload off of an Armenian bbq in Verdugo Park. And loved the Kabobs!

12. You drive past a Red Corvette and notice it's being driven by a 16 yr old Girl on a Pink Razor and you don't think it's unusual.

13. You drive a Mitsubishi but people think you're rich since you live in a two story house.

14. You know that there is NO speed limit on the 2 freeway.

15. You've been to Pasadena more times than you can count but you avoid Altadena because it's too ghetto for you.

16. At one point or another you thought the big white house on Kenneth was actually a hotel.

17. You speed on Kenneth almost every time you drive on it but have NEVER been caught by the motorcycle cops that hide in the driveways.

18. You aren't surprised when an Escalade speeds past you on Glenoaks doing 70.

19. You know how horrible the Glendale DMV is.

20. You didnt know that there is a Glendale in Arizona.

21. You still have the Glendale Career College phone number memorized from its commercials.

22. You assume there is going to be a huge group of teenagers hanging outside of any given liquor store.

23. You know the milk market on Verdugo sells individual cigarettes.

24. You avoid driving on East Mountain street. (Cops, bumps, stop signs, and retarded turns.)

25. You know to never drive on Verdugo, or Olmstead at three in the afternoon.

26. You know that a "fight" in Glendale public schools never involves any less than 12 people.

27. You know why the J building staircase is evil. And you dont even go to GHS.

28. You judge someone based on what middle school they went to.

29. If you pick a fight with someone from glendale, expect to fight their friends, brothers, cousins, sisters, parents, grandparents, and pets.

30. You've never seen Porto's without a line.

31. You know the movie theatres in Glendale by either "The Exchange" or "The Marketplace".

32. You know how worthless the Galleria security guards are.

33. You've seen the 134 backed up at least once because of the Clark School busses.

34. No matter what race you are, you've hung out in the parking lot at the Jack in the Box on pacific at least once.

35. You are used to seeing crowds of BMW's in the Parking lots of fast food resturaunts in general.

36. You know where the bakery is on Brand that always has Firaris and Lamborginis parked outside of it.

37. You know that you have to arrive an hour early to be able to use one of the public tennis courts at a park.

38. You know you have to arrive two hours early to use a basketball court at a park.

39. You know that April 24 is an unofficial holiday for Glendale public schools. (Edited: Thanks Neenet)

40. You know someone isn't from Glendale because they don't speed on Glenoaks.

41. You remember the Red Lion.

42. You know 75% of the bank tellers since they went to your high school.

43. You know where Rally's burger is.

44. You don't think you're spoiled since there are three malls within driving distance from your house.

45. You're used to people greeting you in Armenian.

46. You've had your grocery line held up at least once since the people in front of you were arguing about not being able to use their food stamps.

47. You have parking garage style parking down to an art form.

48. You aren't surprised to see packs of 14 year old girls dressed like sluts in the marketplace.

49. You've tipped the Vietnam vet outside of the Marketplace.

50. You're actually surprised when you meet a friend who went to college AFTER going to GCC.

51. You miss the pubes all over the urinals in high school.

52. You remember the big parades on april 24.

53. You've mastered the art of the Rabiz kick.

54. You're sick of smelling axe deodorant.

55. You know the Glenoaks cruising pattern by heart.... flip a bit** at central and then again on alameda.Continue circling and pulling up next to girls. - Rami Kandela

56. You know that cops will let you off of tickets if you're white. -

57. You're friends with all 10 white people at your public school.

58. You know for a fact that Tupac was Armenian

59. You've had to convince someone that Tupac was actually dead.

60. You still have never been to that psychic on Colorado but always wondered what it was like.

61. You've smoked Hookah at least once. And so have all your friends.

62. you have seen boys and girls that are 9 with mustaches.

63. When you hear the number 210 your first thought is the sausage, egg, and hashbrown breakfest burrito at GCC.

64. You've gotten either drunk or high and decide to drive by The Games house bumping 50 cent.

65. You know where The Game lives.

66. You have chilled at "The H

67. If you pick a random Armenian girl and bet $100 that her name was Ani, you'd prolly win.

68. You know that Armenians and Hispanics generally cannot stand another

69. You know that Glendale is also called the city "where the eyebrows meet"

70. You know that your Armenian friends will get a job before you--- at the family business.

71. You now also answer the phone saying: "(h)aalloo" rather than the normal "hello" or "hi"

72. You know that half of the Armenian population walked out during "Borat"

73. You know what lule and borcsht is and where to find it.

74. You have eaten at Zankou at least once. (And loved it!).

75. You know that Armenian coffee is perhaps the strongest coffee in the world and that Armenians drink it by the bucketful.

76. If you work at a coffee shop, being told how to spell an Armenian name on the order is amusing to you because duh! you've only lived in Glendale ur entire life.

77. You know that The Athenian Grill across the street from GCC is THE JUMPOFF. lmao.

78. You know that at some point in your life, you have become angry, raised your rght hand Armenian style at the offender and yelled "Inches anum" or "Inches asum"

79. You know that high school graduation was perhaps the most painful ordeal of your young life because of all the 'ian' or 'yan' last names you had to sit through before finally! they called yours and it was over.

80. You have friends who own things that "fell out of trucks" and you know exactly what that means.

81. The word "Minx" in no way reminds you of a dive bar in La Crescenta.

82. You spent at least two nights a week hanging out in the parking lot of Castaway's when you were in high school (and you remember speeding passed the valet guys to get to the back of the top parking lot and somehow they never did anything about it)

83. When 5 out of 6 cars surrounding is yours is either a BMW or Benz and you get funny looks if your car is worth less than 50k

84. "El Tap" is the essential meal between dinner and breakfast

85. U had Ms. Vizee as your teacher at Hoover High

86. For some reason, you see people driving and doing 100 laps on Glenoaks at night

87. you know what they say about paradise bakery. " upstairs: paradise, downstairs: bakery"

AZ · Member Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 261 Location: gdale

LMFAOOO ROTFLLLL

26. You know that a "fight" in Glendale public schools never involves any less than 12 people.

29. If you pick a fight with someone from glendale, expect to fight their friends, brothers, cousins, sisters, parents, grandparents, and pets.

58. You know for a fact that Tupac was Armenian

59. You've had to convince someone that Tupac was actually dead.

68. You know that Armenians and Hispanics generally cannot stand another

62. you have seen boys and girls that are 9 with mustaches.

78. You know that at some point in your life, you have become angry, raised your rght hand Armenian style at the offender and yelled "Inches anum" or "Inches asum"

wooow those r so fukin true^^^LMFAOOOO

BoNeS six2six · Posted: 03/10/07

lmfaoooooooooooo

62. you have seen boys and girls that are 9 with mustaches.

lmaooaoaoaoaoa

Guest · Posted: 03/10/07

2. No matter what race you are, you know at least 3 words in Armenian.

3. Of those three words at least one of them is either Ara, or Kunem.

4. You know that Glendale Police are bigger dicks than LAPD but not as bad as Burbank. WRONG glendale are worse...

5. You remember what was there before they built the marketplace.

6. You know where the "frogs" are.

7. You have a different ethnic food for breakfast lunch and dinner.

10. You know that in every park at least half of the benches are occupied by old Armenian men playing chess or cards.

12. You drive past a Red Corvette and notice it's being driven by a 16 yr old Girl on a Pink Razor and you don't think it's unusual.

14. You know that there is NO speed limit on the 2 freeway.THATS TRUE RIGHT

15. You've been to Pasadena more times than you can count but you avoid Altadena because it's too ghetto for you.NOPE MY CUSIN LIVES THERE, fudge ALTADENA NIGGERS

16. At one point or another you thought the big white house on Kenneth was actually a hotel. LOL NO

17. You speed on Kenneth almost every time you drive on it but have NEVER been caught by the motorcycle cops that hide in the driveways. ANSHUSHT

18. You aren't surprised when an Escalade speeds past you on Glenoaks doing 70.

19. You know how horrible the Glendale DMV is. BOZI BALEK WORK THERE

20. You didnt know that there is a Glendale in Arizona. GOT A RELATIVE THERE

22. You assume there is going to be a huge group of teenagers hanging outside of any given liquor store. THATS IN EVERY CITY

23. You know the milk market on Verdugo sells individual cigarettes. CHEY IMANUM

24. You avoid driving on East Mountain street. (Cops, bumps, stop signs, and retarded turns.) THATS CUZ IT USED TO BE THE SHORT CUT FOR GCC FOOS

25. You know to never drive on Verdugo, or Olmstead at three in the afternoon. yea the schools

26. You know that a "fight" in Glendale public schools never involves any less than 12 people. haha jahelneren eli

29. If you pick a fight with someone from glendale, expect to fight their friends, brothers, cousins, sisters, parents, grandparents, and pets. HA BA WHAT YOU EXPECT THAT THEY FAMILYS LET YOU BEAT THEM DOWN THAT EASY

30. You've never seen Porto's without a line. fudge THAT PLACE USED TO BE MORE EMPTY BACK IN THE DAY

35. You are used to seeing crowds of BMW's in the Parking lots of fast food resturaunts in general. IF U SEE A BLACK 850CSI THATS ME LOL

38. You know you have to arrive two hours early to use a basketball court at a park. I PLAY IN GRIFITH PARK THERES MORE COURTS

39. You know that April 24 is an unofficial holiday for Glendale public schools. (Edited: Thanks Neenet) fudge TURKEY JAJ TAM TURKI KERATS CHASHI VRA

40. You know someone isn't from Glendale because they don't speed on Glenoaks. IM NOT FROM GLENDALE ANYMORE BUT I SPEED

41. You remember the Red Lion. KAYFNER

43. You know where Rally's burger is. HA BA

45. You're used to people greeting you in Armenian. WHAT ELSE WOULD THEY GREET ME IN

46. You've had your grocery line held up at least once since the people in front of you were arguing about not being able to use their food stamps. HAHA GYORMAMISHNER

47. You have parking garage style parking down to an art form. YUP

48. You aren't surprised to see packs of 14 year old girls dressed like sluts in the marketplace. HAHA AMOT CHKA ET GLENDELI KADZERI MECH

52. You remember the big parades on april 24. THATS HOLIVOOD NOT GLENDZEL

53. You've mastered the art of the Rabiz kick. ARA RABIZ KICK YOUR ASS AY MEXIC SHUN

55. You know the Glenoaks cruising pattern by heart.... flip a bit** at central and then again on alameda.Continue circling and pulling up next to girls. - Rami Kandela SOVES AY SHAN POCH

56. You know that cops will let you off of tickets if you're white. -
MADA FACKEN RRED NECKS

58. You know for a fact that Tupac was Armenian NO NO IM PRETTY SURE HE WAS A NEGGER

59. You've had to convince someone that Tupac was actually dead.WHO CARES I JUST LIKE THE BEATS

61. You've smoked Hookah at least once. And so have all your friends. ARA ET ARAB SHNERI GEXAKAN DZEVEROV ES CHEM APREVOOM MERCI BAYTS I TAKE A CIGAR OR PIPE

68. You know that Armenians and SPICKS generally cannot stand another

70. You know that your Armenian friends will get a job before you--- at the family business. ARA LAV ARTEN TUFTETSIR

71. You now also answer the phone saying ALYO

72. You know that half of the Armenian population walked out during "Borat" VAY ET BOZI TXU BERANEH KUNEM

73. You know what lule and borcsht is and where to find it.AT HOME FOOL

74. You have eaten at Zankou at least once. (And loved it!).CHE ETKANEL LAVA CHI

75. You know that Armenian coffee is perhaps the strongest coffee in the world and that Armenians drink it by the bucketful. I DRINK 4 CUPS A DAY

78. You know that at some point in your life, you have become angry, raised your rght hand Armenian style at the offender and yelled "Inches anum" or "Inches asum"

80. You have friends who own things that "fell out of trucks" and you know exactly what that means. ARA DZENET KTRI AY MATNICH

84. "El Tap" is the essential meal between dinner and breakfast WACK ASS PLACE

87. you know what they say about paradise bakery. " upstairs: paradise, downstairs: bakery"[/quote] THE OWNERS ARE BOZI TXEK TRUST ME

Sofiiah818 · Posted: 03/11/07

lmaoooo WOW. its all true.

haha the J building at GHS. hahaa

16. At one point or another you thought the big white house on Kenneth was actually a hotel.

dude i still thought it was a hotel.

veryyyyyyyyy funnyyy

CHINO · Posted: 03/11/07

lmao the J building. and i'm not even from glendale.

Sofiiah818 · Posted: 03/11/07

"the frogs"

haha classic!

thug by nature · Posted: 03/11/07

Sirun_tiknik · Posted: 03/24/07

lmao wow man this is alllllll so tru =]

vigen818 · New Member Joined: 03 Apr 2008 Posts: 37

Guest · Posted: 04/15/08

I don't get the ghs j building joke. Can someone explain it to me? thanks