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HKD1

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Posted Sat May 31, 2008
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Looking forward to a sexual relationship, the girl places herself in front of Pinocchio's
nose and begins to say 'lie to me, tell the truth, lie to me, tell the truth, lie to me, tell the truth, lie to me.....


kiit.

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Posted Sat May 31, 2008
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DAT was not the joke.

the joke went like :

did u knonw Cinderella got fired from Disney ?
no, why wat happened ?
well, she sat on pinoccios nose nd said 'lie to me baby, lie'

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i think.


V8 conf00sed

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Posted Sat May 31, 2008
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I thought girls preffered girth.


kiit .

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Posted Sat May 31, 2008
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LMFAO

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Posted Sun Jun 01, 2008
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pinokio being naughty




kiit

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Posted Sun Jun 01, 2008
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LMFAOOOOO.
u fcukin nasties. -___-


hkd1

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Posted Sun Jun 01, 2008
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kiit. wrote:
DAT was not the joke.

the joke went like :

did u knonw Cinderella got fired from Disney ?
no, why wat happened ?
well, she sat on pinoccios nose nd said 'lie to me baby, lie'

-______- (:
i think.

well I didn't know your version, and mine is that I heard it lately and wanted to share it
with you on AP, however mine makes I think more sense, because he has also to tell the
truth, because if he will just lie , his nose will get longer and longer and point up to the moon at one moment


tikk

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Posted Sun Jun 01, 2008
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dunno.
its juss a stupid joke nyways.
doesnt make a difference.


V8 chicanery

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Posted Sun Jun 01, 2008
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Anonymous wrote:
pinokio [sic] being naughty

Look Geppetto! No hands!!


rawr ?

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Posted Sun Jun 01, 2008
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poor fairy.
she got wood shoved up there.

0_o


V8 lascivious

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Posted Sun Jun 01, 2008
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rawr ? wrote:
poor fairy. she got wood shoved up there. 0_o
She doesn't look too displeased. Look, even her wand is getting all sparkly.

Too bad that in real life fairies are faggots. Confused


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Posted Sun Jun 01, 2008
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LMFAO.
there are fairies in life too ?

u liar ! (:


V8 ilk

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Posted Wed Jun 11, 2008
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LMFAO. there are fairies in life too ? u liar ! (:
uh huh.

They were having a "I like it up the ass" pride parade this weekend on SM Blvd. It's like everymoth they make an excuse to block traffic.


eyOjuiCy

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Posted Wed Jun 11, 2008
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V8 ilk wrote:
(: wrote:
LMFAO. there are fairies in life too ? u liar ! (:
uh huh.

They were having a "I like it up the ass" pride parade this weekend on SM Blvd. It's like everymoth they make an excuse to block traffic.

LMFAOOOOO.
im sure
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Posted Sat Jun 14, 2008
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One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your

"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

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