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Anette

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PostPosted: 08/30/07   Reply with quote

Does anyone know anything about this religion?



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PostPosted: 08/30/07   Reply with quote

theyre christians..its the same religion expect for ..umm i think they dont believe in the new testament ..n they named god jehovah...umm u should try googling it up..im sure ull get a better response than the one i gave


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PostPosted: 09/02/07   Reply with quote

Anette wrote:
Does anyone know anything about this religion?

Christian based religion. They are pretty straight-forward, pragmatic & sensible in their beliefs. Their worship style isn't weighed down by useleless and/or unexplainable ritual theatre, e.g. smoke, images, crucifixes, fancy robes, water, chanthing.

• They adhere to & use the entire bible
• They believe in heaven, but hell (in keeping with the original word definition) is not a fiery place but nothingness.
• They abstain from blood transfusions BUT will allow the use a current substutes
• They believe that it was NOT a cross that Jesus was staked to, but rather a pole as was the Roman custom at the time. (The cross symbol was borrowed by the church from a pagan religion)
• They believe babtizing babies is useless as one needs to be cognisant of what one is babtizing into, so they encourage adult age baptizing (after extensive bible studies)
• They believe Jesus was created by God and are not one in the same. Mary was a vessel for his carnation and her worship is dicouraged
• A large part of those that died in concentration camps were Jehovah's Witnesses too.
• They are always studying the bible, and from time to time will adapt, modify or correct any earlier worship "errors" as opposed to simply follow rituals for the sake of rituality only
• They question the immortality of the soul and our place in heaven.

Uhm, I forget what else.



Jehovah'ss Witnesses webpage
http://www.watchtower.org/

Quick rundown of some of their beliefs
http://www.watchtower.org/e/beliefs_and_activities.htm

Wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_witnesses


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PostPosted: 10/05/07   Reply with quote

Anette wrote:
Does anyone know anything about this religion?



A. It isn't a religion. It is a CULT! Like 7th Day Adventist, Church of Scientology and so on.

B. They don't believe in the New Testament, Birthday's, Christmas and so on.

C. They are a bunch of morons and unfortunately many Armenians follow it.

D. Go to an Armenian Apostolic Church and ask the Priest, he'll give you the run down.

E. If all else fails, come to my house lol we have a whole library on their stupid cult.


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PostPosted: 10/05/07   Reply with quote

they are fun to slam the door on.


that is all.

run along now.


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PostPosted: 10/05/07   Reply with quote

CHINO wrote:
they are fun to slam the door on.


that is all.

run along now.



lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

they were also my competition on saturdays when i did door to door sales!


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PostPosted: 10/07/07   Reply with quote

Anette wrote:
Does anyone know anything about this religion?
Find one and ask them. It's better than getting possible misinformation in this place. Don't worry, they won't kidnap you.


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PostPosted: 01/20/08   Reply with quote

They keep coming to our house and asking my mom to become a whitness. My mom is too nice to them and doesnt slam the door. I'm afraid if my dad is home he will seriously kick their butts. What should I do??? they come every freakin saturdayyy


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PostPosted: 01/20/08   Reply with quote

Throw bags of shit at their face...that'll keep them away.


hkd

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PostPosted: 01/30/08   Reply with quote

they are aneres martik. they don't stop coming and coming and coming despite
our polite refusals to accept them in


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PostPosted: 02/01/08   Reply with quote

who keeps coming and coming? armenians fobs or jehovahs witnesses?


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PostPosted: 02/02/08   Reply with quote

jehovah witnesses, and I think they get paid for it. they have a
checklist so they report to their superiors at the end of the day


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PostPosted: 02/02/08   Reply with quote

:roll:


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PostPosted: 02/11/08   Reply with quote

Eet eez stupid ass-shit, just like all other relijun.

Get real ara, this fahking bulshit relijun is all from astrology ara.


-Ahdmeen


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PostPosted: 02/13/08   Reply with quote

Anette wrote:
Does anyone know anything about this religion?



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PostPosted: 03/03/08   Reply with quote

Anette wrote:
They keep coming to our house and asking my mom to become a whitness. My mom is too nice to them and doesnt slam the door. I'm afraid if my dad is home he will seriously kick their butts. What should I do??? they come every freakin saturdayyy



Tell em you're a jew. They'll never come back


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PostPosted: 03/03/08   Reply with quote

Anonymous wrote:
Anette wrote:
They keep coming to our house and asking my mom to become a whitness. My mom is too nice to them and doesnt slam the door. I'm afraid if my dad is home he will seriously kick their butts. What should I do??? they come every freakin saturdayyy



Tell em you're a jew. They'll never come back
LOOOOOOOL


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PostPosted: 03/04/08   Reply with quote

Anonymous wrote:
Tell em you're a jew. They'll never come back


That's old, dude. Here's what you all need to do. The next time they come around, have your friends come over to your pad and set up a fake decapitation in your kitchen with masks n stuff. When they knock, open the door and offer them to come in. Take them to the kitchen. Open the door...and BAM, they shit their pants and never look back. :evil4:


V8 his eyes open!

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PostPosted: 03/04/08   Reply with quote

Anonymous wrote:
Anette wrote:
Does anyone know anything about this religion?


A. It isn't a religion. It is a CULT! Like 7th Day Adventist, Church of Scientology and so on.
B. They don't believe in the New Testament, Birthday's, Christmas and so on.
C. They are a bunch of morons and unfortunately many Armenians follow it.
D. Go to an Armenian Apostolic Church and ask the Priest, he'll give you the run down.
E. If all else fails, come to my house lol we have a whole library on their stupid cult.


Sounds like we are wee bit obsessed with "their stupid cult", hmmm?


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PostPosted: 03/04/08   Reply with quote

V8 at Tinagra wrote:
Anette wrote:
Does anyone know anything about this religion?

Christian based religion. They are pretty straight-forward, pragmatic & sensible in their beliefs. Their worship style isn't weighed down by useleless and/or unexplainable ritual theatre, e.g. smoke, images, crucifixes, fancy robes, water, chanthing.

• They adhere to & use the entire bible
• They believe in heaven, but hell (in keeping with the original word definition) is not a fiery place but nothingness.
• They abstain from blood transfusions BUT will allow the use a current substutes
• They believe that it was NOT a cross that Jesus was staked to, but rather a pole as was the Roman custom at the time. (The cross symbol was borrowed by the church from a pagan religion)
• They believe babtizing babies is useless as one needs to be cognisant of what one is babtizing into, so they encourage adult age baptizing (after extensive bible studies)
• They believe Jesus was created by God and are not one in the same. Mary was a vessel for his carnation and her worship is dicouraged
• A large part of those that died in concentration camps were Jehovah's Witnesses too.
• They are always studying the bible, and from time to time will adapt, modify or correct any earlier worship "errors" as opposed to simply follow rituals for the sake of rituality only
• They question the immortality of the soul and our place in heaven.

Uhm, I forget what else.

Jehovah'ss Witnesses webpage
http://www.watchtower.org/

Quick rundown of some of their beliefs
http://www.watchtower.org/e/beliefs_and_activities.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_witnesses


So GF is JW?? ;)
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