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lavn em che
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Joined: 16 Jun 2005
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A girl and guy are speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.(In the paper the next day):
...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die.
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Sako_Aper
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Joined: 11 Jul 2005
Posts: 94
Location: Salt Lake City
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| Posted: 07/16/05 |
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What is so true about this story? It's the stupidest thing I have ever heard, if the guy was smart he would just kick down to a lower gear and have the compression of the engine stop him, he was a complete idiot and shouldn't have been riding a motorcycle with a passenger, especially with his PARTNER!!
Haha, these little stupid awwww how sad love stories are stupider than hell!
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Alik
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Joined: 04 Apr 2005
Posts: 502
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| Posted: 07/16/05 |
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| Even if this was true, I'd still laugh my ass off, cause this is the lamest thing i've ever heard.
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TheNetLeak.com
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Joined: 29 Jul 2005
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| Posted: 07/29/05 |
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| FAKE!!! The store is no were to be found on the net.
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| Posted: 07/31/05 |
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| lavn em che wrote: |
A girl and guy are speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.(In the paper the next day):
...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die. |
my lover did that for me... :oops:
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Alik
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Joined: 04 Apr 2005
Posts: 502
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| Posted: 07/31/05 |
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| lol
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hwd
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| Posted: 07/31/05 |
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| Shitt, i would save myself.lollllll
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TakeMeToYourLeader!
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Joined: 10 Jul 2005
Posts: 671
Location: Hollywood
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| Posted: 07/31/05 |
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| Awwwww lol SAD....but true??? You have a source?
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broarmen
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Joined: 20 Feb 2006
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| Posted: 02/22/06 |
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| motorcycles have two brakes, a front and a rear. Both can't break at the same time, and just cause the break fails doesnt mean you're gonna die...lie lie lie lie!!!!!!!!!
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5BFDB7
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| Posted: 01/16/08 |
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| Anonymous wrote: |
| lavn em che wrote: |
A girl and guy are speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.(In the paper the next day):
...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die. |
my lover did that for me... :oops: |
Did what for you? Crash and kill both of you on a motorcycle or write an infantile tale??
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V-acht!
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| Posted: 01/16/08 |
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| broarmen wrote: |
| motorcycles have two brakes, a front and a rear. Both can't break at the same time, and just cause the break fails doesnt mean you're gonna die...lie lie lie lie!!!!!!!!! |
Utterly insulting to my intelligence, that story is!
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Dr. P™
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| Posted: 01/18/08 |
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| lavn em che wrote: |
A girl and guy are speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.(In the paper the next day):
...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die. |
Horse shit. Only a girl who watched Cinderella too many times will find this "cute".
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| Posted: 01/18/08 |
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I think that story is made up for those people that actually believe in happy endings
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Dr. P™
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| Posted: 01/18/08 |
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I think that story is made up for those people that actually believe in happy endings
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There are happy endings...if you get my drift ;)
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Don-Sevak
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Joined: 23 Oct 2007
Posts: 1096
Location: Belgia
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| Posted: 01/20/08 |
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| I've heared this story 1 year ago, and indeed, like someone told this, he could just stop from pressing on the gas, and the motor would eventually stop...
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armoBLOG
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Joined: 21 Dec 2006
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| Posted: 01/20/08 |
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What a load of bull! One, he could get off the throttle or switch off the bike. Two, he would eventually run out of gas, especially if he was going fast. Third, he could just grab down and pull the spark plug wires off, thus disabling the bike. Fourth, a helmet won't keep you from certain death!
This is busted.
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Sako na
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Joined: 18 Aug 2005
Posts: 1030
Location: Utah
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| Posted: 01/27/08 |
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| armoBLOG wrote: |
What a load of bull! One, he could get off the throttle or switch off the bike. Two, he would eventually run out of gas, especially if he was going fast. Third, he could just grab down and pull the spark plug wires off, thus disabling the bike. Fourth, a helmet won't keep you from certain death!
This is busted. |
Alright man, that sounds dumb.
The answer is, lower his gears, engine breaking will slow them down.
Plus, there are two different breaks.
Three, someone created a stupid story thinking they're good, but their story sucks!
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-shant-
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Joined: 25 Jan 2008
Posts: 19
Location: Athens, Greece
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| Posted: 01/27/08 |
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OK, let's face it, anyone who's had any experience driving fast, knows that this is a very unlikely scenario (it must have been a constant, very steep downhill...)
Still, the story's cute though... (I love you honeybunny, sniff.. sniff...). It's like "the matrix". The story's quite unlikely, still though, you can appreciate the movie.
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Sako na
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Joined: 18 Aug 2005
Posts: 1030
Location: Utah
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| Posted: 01/27/08 |
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Shant, stop going against us trying to feel all masculine and all. 
Just kidding, man.
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-shant-
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Joined: 25 Jan 2008
Posts: 19
Location: Athens, Greece
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| Posted: 01/27/08 |
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Yeah man, sorry my bad. Ahem.. err.. yeah, stupid lame ass girlie stories. I hate that shit (you can't see it, but I just spit and kicked something...). Yeah.
(let me know when to stop... ;-)
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