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Sevada88
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Wed Feb 24, 2010
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What's the funniest Chuck Norris fact/joke you have ever heard?
Here is my mine:
Chuck Norris' bloodtype is AK-47
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Tyler_Durden
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Wed Feb 24, 2010
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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MakeDatMoney
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Wed Feb 24, 2010
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Superman wears Chuck Norris boxers
This one time during sexual intercourse, Chuck Norris came inside the truck. The truck later transformed.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, he will tell you what time it is
Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with all chambers loaded...............He won!
It is impossible for Chuck Norris to have a mortal father, its thought that he went back in time and fathered himself!
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer................tooo bad he never cries
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King..........he got one
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.......there is nothing more awesome in the universe
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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BoNeS
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Wed Feb 24, 2010
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth DOWN!
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Sm0t_P0ker
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Wed Feb 24, 2010
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Here's a fact.
I > Chuck Norris.
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dav
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Wed Feb 24, 2010
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Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Noriss can swim on land.
Micheal Phelps and Chuck Noriss races, Phelps in water and Chuck in wet cement, Chuck won.
Chuck Noriss lost his virginity before his dad.
The boogieman checks his bed for Chuck Noriss.
oh and I love this thread.
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dav
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Wed Feb 24, 2010
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This one time during sexual intercourse, Chuck Norris came inside the truck. The truck later transformed.
^ More along the lines of: Once when Chuck Norris had sex in a trailer, a drop of his semen fell onto the trailer, that trailer is now known as Optimus Prime.
I forgot one, Chuck Norris secretly has sex with all the women in the world each month, as a result the women bleed for a week.
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HalfGirlHalfAmazin
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Thu Feb 25, 2010
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| BoNeS wrote: | | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. |
LMAO that was fanny.
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ResidentDevil
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Thu Feb 25, 2010
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...and God said "Let there be light"
and Chuck Norris said "Say Please!"
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BoNeS
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Fri Feb 26, 2010
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Chuck Norris banned the Admin on Armenian Planet.
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MakeDatMoney
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Fri Feb 26, 2010
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^^^ +1 for creativity Bones............as usual 
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KissKissBang143x
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Tue Mar 02, 2010
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chuck norris can believe its not butter
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sevo818
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Thu Mar 04, 2010
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on his birthday chuck norris picks one lucky kid and round house kicks him to the moon.
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